"So, the big question - despite clearly having an extremely mature and attractive look, is she legal? The answer, unfortunately, is no. Not unless you were to pack her into a suitcase and take her across to Mexico, anyhow. However, do not panic! The wait is soon over for us Englishmen. :-)
On the 15th of April, 2006, Hermione (or Emma Watson as I suppose I’d be calling her once we meet up) will turn 16, and thus sexual conduct with her shall become 100% legal. It is at this time that I intend to make huge efforts to get in touch with her, and see if she’s interested. As I said on the About Me page, wish me luck!"
Ik hoop maar dat het een grap is, anders mogen ze Dave wat mij betreft opsluiten...